YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!
During a summer Saturday night I met 3 PHD students from South America in Itaewon district, well known for bars and restaurants. In this area of the city, many expats (most of them Americans) and young Korean people hang out often, especially during the weekend.
In fact, there is a huge American military base next to this area, installed after the war of Korea, so at the beginning Itaewon was a place where American soldiers got fun and relaxed.
I was enjoying of a fresh beer in a terrace, when a Christian predicator started to scream using a megaphone, in an apocalyptic way saying: YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! BECAUSE YOU ARE DRINKING ALCOOL IT’S AN INVENTION OF SATAN!
I reply using the same way to speech: I’M NOT SURE, BECAUSE JESUS TRANSFORMED WATER ON WINE FOR CONTINUING THE PARTY, SO JESUS REALLY APRECIATED THE IMPORTANCE OF ALCOHOL!
The predicator replies: well, you will not burn in hell because you know the bible very well and you know Jesus! Alleluia!
I save my soul hopefully